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01/05/2011

SPAM

EMANUELA

Le mie scuse per aver contattato come questo, ho fatto un viaggio questo fine settimana passato a Londra, in Inghilterra e aveva rubato la mia borsa da me con il mio passaporto e carte di credito in esso. L'ambasciata è disposta ad aiutare facendomi volare senza il mio passaporto, ho solo dovuto pagare per un biglietto e di liquidazione delle fatture d'albergo. Purtroppo per me, non posso avere accesso ai fondi senza la mia carta di credito, ho preso contatto con la mia banca, ma hanno bisogno di più tempo per elaborare una nuova. Stavo pensando di chiedere a voi di prestarmi alcuni fondi veloce che posso dare al più presto ho dentro ho davvero bisogno di essere sul primo volo disponibile

Posso inoltrare i dettagli su come è possibile ottenere i fondi a me. Potete contattarmi via email o scrivania Park Lane Hotel telefono

Aspetto una tua risposta.

Emanuela Cinà

 

Cara Emanuela,

pensa sfiga tu Londra rubare borsa tutto dentro diobono, e pensa culo tu mandare mail cazzo alla io ricevere tua requesta aiuto incredibile mondo piccolo.

Ora io spero tu no pensa io braccio corto ma non trusto completamente. Non conosco te che chiede soldi a me per tua sfiga borsa ladrata dai rubi in Londra (tutto mondo paese tu convieni mica solo ladri italia pizza mandolino mafia culo go to). Non chiaro alcuna cosa: 1) se mando soldi Londra a te così  prendi primo volo disponibile quando tu ridare soldi me? No perché viva Italia viva Inglaterra ma  io soldi voglio rivedere giocondo scritto qui no. 2) no chiaro dove contattare te scrivania mail telefono cazzo più precisa sei Park Lane cosa? 3) a proposito no chiaro dove tu parti con primo volo disponibile italia? svizzera? russia? usa? virgin island? qui gatta cova noi

Non capire perchè cazzo gente senza soldi contatta me madonna che sfiga ogni volta oppure gente con troppi soldi contatta me vuole transitare ten millions dollars su mio conto ma perchè sempre io? Prego cancellare mio nome da lista gente cerca e offre soldi io già un sacco problemi inter blog correre adesso anche una vittima rubi in Londra diobono ma sta a casa Emanuela cazzo vai giro che ciulano borsa soldi credit card e poi scrivi me che c'entro cazzo vuoi io mandare te soldi per prendere aereo ma vai fare culo noi no pettinare bambole troia.

Roberto

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21/10/2010

VIA MAIL

ME, MYSELF AND BARRISTER

Bin Abdullah & Co
Advocates & Solicitors | Notary Public | Trade Marks Agent | Patent Agent | Industrial Designs Agent | Certified Mediator
11 Sri Muda,
Level 19 Block 3A, Plaza Sentral,
Jalan Stesen Sentral 5,
Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia.
DIRECT LINE:   60103600465

Minks! Have I done anything wrong? Good God!

Attention:
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

Please, I don't understand english, figure yourself malesian.

My name is MOHAMMED BIN ABDULLAH; a personal Attorney to our late client, TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG, who built a hilltop casino in Malaysia (Genting Highland).

Mohammed, i don't know you, i don't know mister Tong, I don't go to the casino. There must be a mistake.

TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG is a well known Philanthropist. Before he died, he made a Will in our law firm stating that the sum of $3.5M (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. dollars only) should be donated to any Philanthropist of our choice outside Malaysia {Overseas).

Let me undestand. Mister Tong, before he died, didn't know how spend his time and decided to give 3,5 million dollar at case?

In accordance with our client's instruction, we have made a random draw

Oh, good idea.

And your Name and E-mail Address were picked as the beneficiary to this Will.

What a bottom! Good God!

I am particularly interested in securing this money from the Bank, because they have issued a notice instructing us to produce the beneficiary of this Will, who happens to be you or else the money will be credited to the Government treasury as per the law of the country.

No! With dick! What have I to do?

It is my utmost desire to execute the Will of our late client.

Obviously!

You are required to contact us immediately to start the process of transferring this money to any of your designated official bank accounts. I therefore urge you to contact us immediately for further details bearing in mind that the Bank has given us a date limit.

Thank you. I'll give you all my details and numbers: cont in the bank, credit card, size of suit, number of feet, Iva is gone, fiscal code... all that you want! God bless you!

Please contact me urgently via::
mbalawfirm_11srimuda@hotmail.my

Immediately!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Thank you! I'm so happy

Regards.

Regards tou you.

BARRISTER MOHAMMED BIN ABDULLAH [Esq]

In faith, Sector (Italy)
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05/10/2009

MAIL

ME AND BURKINA FASO

This message might meet you in utmost surprise.

Surely. Listen to me, I havent't a penis to enlarge, I mean, I'm happy enough about it and...

However, it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction.

Foreign partner? Ok, my penis works normally, but I never know that it's famous all over the world.

I got your contact from chambers of commerce

Chamber of commerce? Have you found "settoruccio" in a chamber of commerce? But I haven't "Iva it's gone" (*)

search while I was searching for a foreign partner. I assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity

My capability? But who told you that I have capability?

when I prayed about you. I am Mr Delchan Ouedraogo, banker by profession in BURKINA FASO , WEST AFRICA. I have the opportunity to meet unclaimed funds of ($5.5 Million Dollars)

Is it possible that all unclaimed funds pass by Burkina Faso? What is it? African Switzerland?

This is an abandoned fund that belongs to one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash in 16 September 2007.You can see the website link below.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6997381.stm

Minks. What a terrible bad luck. If I had 5,5 millions dollars, I will stay at home to watch Inter Channel all day long, or some pornos. No fly.

Meanwhile i was very fortunate to come across the deceased file when I was arranging the old and abandoned customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management an official re-documentation and to the law imposed by the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown said in World Press Confrerence on Tuesday 6 december 2005 at 12:18 GMT. For more information about the prime Minister decision on dormant accounts visit: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4017381.stm

Listen to me. With all my good will, I can't go against mr. Brown's laws.

Audit of the year against 2006 informed clearly that it was stated in our foreign banking rules and regulations which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the period of 3 years started from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the Goverment treasury as an unclaimed fund.

Listen to me. What do you want? I'm a poor blogger and I don't undestand a cips about economical laws and economical criminal global traffics.

I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal.

Agree? But who knows you, good God?

Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail at :delchan_ouedraogo1@voila.fr

Fuck off, mrs. Ouedrago. I can't waste my time with burkinal swindler. Good times, when someone used to write to me if I want to enlarge my dick.

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(*) this is the best.

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17/06/2009

BUSINESS

L'AFFARE S'INGROSSA

Dear Friend,

Yes?

I knew this mail could be a big surprise to you and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come to your mind

In effects...

but please consider it and accept it, calm down and read it very carefully.

Ok, you never know...

I have a business that will be beneficial for both of us.

Excuse me, but I don't understand. All over the world there is somebody who wants to make a business with me. But why? I'm a poor country boy, I've done classic, I am a beast in economical themes and...

I am the Fund Manager of African Development Bank Ouagadougou Burkina Faso, one of African`s Largest Fund Management Bank with over US$370 Million Capital Investment Fund.

Ouagadougou? Steek hutsee (this isn't mine, it's a citation, but it seems the right moment to say it)

I handle all our Investor's Direct Capital Funds and I secretly extracted and retained 1.8% Excess Maximum Return Capital Profit (EMRCP) per annum on each of the Investor's

EMRCP? I know only IFFSH, my dear friend

Marginal Capital Fund whenever we exceeded our annual target. As an expert, I have made the sum of US$6,66Million from the Investor's (EMRCP).

Six millions dollar... Little nuts. Only one Ibra's foot finger

I seek your consent to assist me receive the sum US$6.66 million in your account for disbursement between you and me. If you accept this deal, do reply via this E-mail: (coulibalyousmane19@gmail.com) for details.

In my account? Very funny. The bank director could faint down. Or put down a red carpet when I go to the bank office, good God

Thank you.
Mr. Ousmane Coulibaly

Coulibaly? Mavaffancouli, va'.

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22/05/2009

THANK YOU SPAM

WAKE UP INTO THE MONEY

(SVEGLIARSI UNA MATTINA E GUADAGNARE TRE MILIONI DI DOLLARI SENZA FARE UN CAZZO, SONO COSI' FELICE)

Good Day,

Good day to you.

Let me start by introducing myself, I am MRS. KRISTIE UGGERRI, REGIONAL AUDITOR OFFICER BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK.

My balls!

I am writing you this letter based on the latest development at my bank, which I will like to bring to your personal edification.  I am a top official in charge of client accounts in (EQUITABLE PCI BANK) which is now BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK inside the Philippines the merger was (2007). The merger is part of a long-term goal of Banco de Oro to become one of the largest names in the Philippine banking industry.

Uh, Philippine banking industry is famous all over the world, second only to Switzerland. Go ahead.

In 2001, my client was going through a horrendous divorce in the United States of America and was on the verge of losing most of his estate to his vicious and diabolical wife.

Ah, women...

As a result of this alarming predicament, my client came to me with a very brilliant idea. He transferred some funds, Ten Million Two  Hundred Thousand Dollars ($10.2m) to a fixed deposit account in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the  matter was necessary for his protection.

Ten millions? Bad deads!

Due to his untimely death in early 2002, the funds have been sitting in the account ever since and will continue to do so perpetually unless we do something about it. This is where you come in.

Ok, tell me more.

I actually searched through Google to get your email.

Minks! One shot?

My client did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I would like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to our client so that you will be able to receive his funds. I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we can come out successful.

Have you planned everything? Good, I'm so busy, you know

All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address and telephone number to me via email. As soon as i get your positive response, I will contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to my client.

Of course. Settore Quattrocì, piazza della Vittoria, Appiano Gentile (Como). I give you my cell number in another mail, you never know. Tell me more.


The allocation of our money will be as follows: 30%($3.06m) to you for your part in this, 70% for me. Again, I will be in charge of everything else. I will assume all responsibilities for this endeavor so you don't have to worry about any legal ramifications, just what you will do with all that money. Your urgent response is highly anticipated so please email me through this email address (mrs_kristie@8u8.com) for more details on this transaction as soon as possible.This should be kept very secret and confidential.

I'm so lucky. 3.060.000 dollars without doing nothing, wonderful. I'll buy Inter Fc abbonament fot next season, as first thing. Thank you Kristie.

Hope to hear from you soon .

You can bet on it. I'm so lucky!

Kind Regards,
Mrs. Kristie Uggerri
E-mail: mrs_kristie@8u8.com

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29/09/2008

SPAM

PROPOSTE SERIE

to settoruccio@gmail.com( poco fa)

Buongiorno!
I guadagni supplementari sono necessari voi, allora voi attenzione del
fuoco sulla nostra proposta.
Presento uno di grandi saloni dell'automobile dell'Italia.
Vendiamo tali automobili come BMW, Audi, Mercedes.
Abbiamo molti soci. Oggi cerchiamo la gente per il lavoro con i nostri
clienti sul telefono ed attraverso il Internet. Selezionate il tempo di
lavoro.
Nell'ultima settimana ogni operatore è stato ottenuto 550 (Euros).
Ci sono 20 posti vacanti supplementari per il lavoro dal centralinista.
Desiderate lavorare, scrivete la lettera al direttore e-mail:
Raffaello.Marsili@gmail.com
Scriva il vostri nome e numero di telefono. Stipendio danno ogni settimana.
Il reddito dipende da lavoro. All'ora sono ottenuti da 20 (Euros).
Scriva la lettera.

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to Raffaello.Marsili@gmail.com

Buongiorno!

Tu spiegare me come mai tu chiamare te Raffaello Marsili e usare traduttore Gugol per traducere lettera da italiano a inglese a italiano. Molto farlocco, non fidare me tu datore lavoro.  Comunque io interessato molto molto slurp. Una questione veramente: al centralino con cliente dovere parlare così come selvaggio? Per 550 euros la settimana essere divertente diobono. Attento fuoco. Scrivo lettera.

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