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WAKE UP INTO THE MONEY

(SVEGLIARSI UNA MATTINA E GUADAGNARE TRE MILIONI DI DOLLARI SENZA FARE UN CAZZO, SONO COSI’ FELICE)

Good Day,

Good day to you.

Let me start by introducing myself, I am MRS. KRISTIE UGGERRI, REGIONAL AUDITOR OFFICER BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK.

My balls!

I am writing you this letter based on the latest development at my bank, which I will like to bring to your personal edification.  I am a top official in charge of client accounts in (EQUITABLE PCI BANK) which is now BANCO DE ORO UNIVERSAL BANK inside the Philippines the merger was (2007). The merger is part of a long-term goal of Banco de Oro to become one of the largest names in the Philippine banking industry.

Uh, Philippine banking industry is famous all over the world, second only to Switzerland. Go ahead.

In 2001, my client was going through a horrendous divorce in the United States of America and was on the verge of losing most of his estate to his vicious and diabolical wife.

Ah, women…

As a result of this alarming predicament, my client came to me with a very brilliant idea. He transferred some funds, Ten Million Two  Hundred Thousand Dollars ($10.2m) to a fixed deposit account in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the  matter was necessary for his protection.

Ten millions? Bad deads!

Due to his untimely death in early 2002, the funds have been sitting in the account ever since and will continue to do so perpetually unless we do something about it. This is where you come in.

Ok, tell me more.

I actually searched through Google to get your email.

Minks! One shot?

My client did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I would like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to our client so that you will be able to receive his funds. I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we can come out successful.

Have you planned everything? Good, I’m so busy, you know

All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address and telephone number to me via email. As soon as i get your positive response, I will contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to my client.

Of course. Settore Quattrocì, piazza della Vittoria, Appiano Gentile (Como). I give you my cell number in another mail, you never know. Tell me more.

The allocation of our money will be as follows: 30%($3.06m) to you for your part in this, 70% for me. Again, I will be in charge of everything else. I will assume all responsibilities for this endeavor so you don’t have to worry about any legal ramifications, just what you will do with all that money. Your urgent response is highly anticipated so please email me through this email address (mrs_kristie@8u8.com) for more details on this transaction as soon as possible.This should be kept very secret and confidential.

I’m so lucky. 3.060.000 dollars without doing nothing, wonderful. I’ll buy Inter Fc abbonament fot next season, as first thing. Thank you Kristie.

Hope to hear from you soon .

You can bet on it. I’m so lucky!

Kind Regards,
Mrs. Kristie Uggerri
E-mail: mrs_kristie@8u8.com